Geilfuss for Governor

Recently, cousin Frank from Spain caught wind that one of his closest colleagues Geilfuss has been nominated for Governor of Maryland. You can view the nomination here: www.thatbrotherfromhawaii.blogspot.com  Upon hearing the news cousin Frank adamantly supported the nomination. That Brother From Hawaii is very knowledgeable when it comes to politics and if the man would nominate Geilfuss than any sensible person should vote for him. Over the weekend, cousin Frank was able to get an inside looks on how Geilfuss may handle running for Governors. Here's what he found out:

Andy Stilling would be his Lt. Governor. Stilling has always served as a voice of reason for Geilfuss and for those of us who know Geilfuss, a little bit of reason is probably a good thing.


Heading his unit for alcohol, tobacco, and firearms would be none other than Tyson. If you have ever seen Tyson drinking at the Rec Room in Towson you would truly understand the nomination.

Geilfuss would also find positions of power for the Jacobys. It goes back to the whole voice of reason thing. Geilfuss admitted that he needs plenty of help in that area.

That Brother From Hawaii would be offered the position of being his public relations agent. When it comes to public relations there are few that are more smooth.

One of the first laws that Governor Geilfuss would attempt to pass would be the relocation of all hobos and hippies to Essex. Essex is a terrible place and it smells. Hippies and hobos are terrible people and they smell. The relocation makes sense.

There would be a restriction placed on any place of business selling domestic adult beverages for more than 4 bucks. We are currently in a recession and doing so is robbery in its truest form.

Upon turning 18, the state would issue everyone a gun. If one happens to already be over the age of eighteen and does not own a gun they would be provided with one by the state. Safety reasons people.

He would use his power to see that George was removed from ownership of the Get Bent Lounge. It shouldn't be that hard of a task to accomplish and once achieved, Pat would be welcomed back and donned the new owner.

All political meetings would now be held in one of three places : 1. The Get Bent Lounge 2. The Ramada on Karokee night and 3. Kaos.

On a side note, the skank laden parties that That Brother From Hawaii mentioned would undoubtedly be a regular occurrence. They would hinge on the attendance of Ross and TBFH. However, if one of those guys not attend, Creech or Beck would be a viable substitute. Maybe even Fat Adam on occasion for comical purposes.

That was all the information obtained from Geilfuss this past weekend. He is a busy man and hard to track down at times, but from time to time he can be tracked down.

****Cousin Frank from Spain is closely associated with Geilfuss and from time to time he has even represented Geilfuss in social outings. He took his form one fall afternoon at Schwann Down's and one fine evening at the Feeney household. One never really knows when Cousin Frank will pop up but if you hang out with Geilfuss on a regular basis he is bound to appear.